Can of Whup-Ass (WhoopAss, Whoop-Ass) Open a can today! (BB)

Description

One can of “Whup-Ass”, also known as “Whoop-Ass”, to strike fear into your enemies. Threaten to open this can of Whup-Ass and see the terror in their eyes as they flee and all you see of them is assholes and elbows as they fade into the distance. Keep one handy at all times! This bad-boy ships direct to you for a flat USPS charge plus a small handling fee. Gag gift, contains styro-peanuts.
Can of Whup-Ass or Whoop-Ass
A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.
1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
“For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears,” he announced, “I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass.”
2. General form:
“If
continues with
, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass”